had a problem, one he could not hide. It wasn't valves
or flashy keys, it was his awkward slide..."
So begins the poem that accompanies this humorous
novelty work featuring your trombone and slide whistle
sections (and it's recommended that you bring them
to the front of the band for this one!). The clever
poem can easily be read by several students. Consider
using members of the faculty or administration to
"beef up" your slide whistle section!